Heat a large flat-bottomed pan over medium-high heat. When hot, add the onions. Stir to coat with the oil, then spread them out over the bottom of the pan. Cook for 10 minutes, stirring every few minutes.
Sprinkle salt and 1 teaspoon sugar over the onions. Stir, and reduce the heat to medium-low.
Cook for another 30 minutes, allowing the onions to brown but stirring them when they start to stick. Add a little oil if needed.
Add balsamic vinegar to deglaze the pan.
"What's this? Trix? Aunt! Trix? You? You're after the prize! What
is it?" He picked up the box and studied the back. "A glow-in-the-dark
squid! Have you got it out of there yet?" He tilted the box, angling the
little colored balls of cereal so as to see the bottom, and nearly spilling
them onto the table top. "Here it is!" He hauled out a little cream-colored,
glitter-sprinkled squid, three-inches long and made out of rubbery plastic.
-- James P. Blaylock, "The Last Coin"
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